Friday, April 21, 2006

4 boyfriends

I love that I have 4 boyfriends right now:

1. Gay Jerry-- my parterner in crime. All women should have a gay
boyfriend to make them feel fabulous

2. Italian Stallion Alex who takes me dancing & makes me laugh

3. Serious Brit who takes me to fancy dinners & to see rugby games

4. Sexy Aussie who takes me on magic carpet rides... but we never
leave the bedroom...

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Good times

I love it when my friends say things like the following to me,

"Well, he DID play with your leg... I hope he wasn't HUMPING it."

mmm... it was funnier last night after 2 bottles of wine.

Sunday, April 09, 2006


I love to vote.

And I love the fact that I get to vote in two countries. Yay me.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Italian Hospitals

This morning, I went back to the hospital to have my stiches taken out...My wound was absolutely disgusting. The stitches didn't take at all: the torn gap of skin was so large that the stitches didn't even do anything. When I asked the doctor what I should do with my cut, he said, "Anything you want."

"Can I work, shower, run, poke it with a fork?" (I swear I asked that!)

"Sure. Whatever you want."

And that was that.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Bells & a Warm Breeze

Picture this:


... a warm, care-free Saturday afternoon...
... rooftop terrace in Rome...
...champagne... bells chiming in the backgroud...
...a lovely breeze slowly comes by...
...making out with a hot aussie in a sun chair at 4pm...

...could there be anything more relaxing and fun?...

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Motorino Accident

I just had a minor fall on oh my motorino (aka scooter). I was SOBER (I had left the pub but only had two pints of water!! ). I slipped on loose gravel and I slid on the ground for about 15-20 feet. As I was sliding, all I could think was that I was going to ruin my leather coat

Some nice dude stopped & helped me up. He took one look at the gash in my foot and said I needed to go the ER. I said I was fine but as soon as I took a step, a small fountain of blood spurted out of my foot (I just went back with friends to move my scooter and the puddles of blood on the road are still visible!)

This nice dude put me on his motorcyle and took me to the ER. I left a streak of blood down his motorcyle, and little pools of blood all down the ER halls (Ifelt
like I was making modern art!).

I was amazed at how efficient the Italian ER was-- in & out in 30 minutes (and FREE). The whole time I was being sewn up, all I could think about was that I had
ruined my fuschia pink stilettoes (I cleaned them today, and while there are blood stains still on them, they are wearable). While I got my stitches, stranger
dude just sat in the ER waiting to take me home--how sweet! (who else do you know tha would pick up a boy while bloody on the side of the street). But by then Neighbour had showed up to take me home.

But i am fine. And thankfully i had loooots of pain pills left over from my knee surgeries

Stitches come out on Friday.

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